Love, Lust & The Office Crush

The beeping of the time clock, is a reminder you just entered one of the seven circles of hell when you clock in. Then she swings open the door behind you and the scent of her perfume slaps a smile on your face as you turn to greet her. Hell suddenly doesn’t seem that bad when you get to see her every day. She punches in and walks ahead of you as she heads to her cubicle, her heels clicking all the way down the hallway. Office etiquette would suggest not to stare at her perfect body as she walks down the long hall, but my mind is in a different place and her pants fit like skin from her heels to her waist. Her heels make her look tall like a tree and I have random thoughts of climbing and dancing all at the same time. Funny! Its all relative monkeys live in trees and  they want to have sex with anything that walks like most males in my office.

Shaking my head thinking… I always have the strangest early morning random thoughts.

As she hits the corner, and I reach my desk. The sounds of phones ringing and industrial printers are a constant reminder were not in Kansas anymore. What ever that means…

Between the phones ringing, Big Bertha and her trident gum flapping… and my shitty cup of coffee I just downed, I find it hard to believe I’m still sane and yet my heads bobbing like a french maid with kids in a foreign country seeking asylum. My eyes are nearly shut, but I see her as she walks in again and all of a sudden my mind jumps into a dream sequence. Her every move slowed and precise, her smile perfect as she approaches, her hair lifted as she passes and I shake off the sequence and smile as everything goes back to normal.

I think to myself how she might be the one for me?! How I might love, lust and or have an office crush…

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